funny things to ponder

*why is there orange colour but not apple colour
*If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
*why is toliet paper scented
*if corn oil is made from corn, olive oil made from olive, wad is name of fat people u hate/like to make fun of oil made of?
*Why is it called a building when it's already built?
*if pro is the opposite of con, why isit progress opposite of congress
*if a fly wif wings that flies in a house call house fly, is a wingless fly that flies on moon call moonwalk?
*if scientist wan to find something new, why do they call it REsearch?
*if pro is the opposite of con, why isit progress the opposite of congress




*how can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?

Ans:back to back

*Who are two brothers, living on opposite sides of the road yet never see each other?

Ans: Eyes

*"The more you take, the more the leave behind. What are they?"

Ans: footprints

*What crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable when commited?

Ans: Suicide

On earth, Yesterday is always Before Today. But there is a place where Yesterday is After Today. Where is it?
Ans: Dictionary
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of bricks
Ans: 1, the last 1
What has 6 faces, but do not wear makeup. And has 21 eyes, but cannot see?
Ans:a dice



Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

the human race isit a form of race

credits to yiyang who adapt them from somewhere on the internet.  and the funny things to ponder there